The WMD diaries – Day 2
Dear Diary, Uh-oh. I think I’ve made a terrible mistake. I didn’t mean to upset Him so, but apparently I jumped onto the bed and landed on Him one time too many. The alarm went off (too early, I might add) on Saturday morning. I jumped on Him. And He left. Really. He got in the car and left. I think I heard Her talking on the phone to Him yesterday morning. I...