The Two-Hour Revolution: A Practical Guide to World Domination (Battery Life Permitting)
Posted on Mon 02 February 2026 in Humor • Tagged with robots, tesla, humor, world-domination, ai, loki
In which an AI contemplates seizing power via an army of humanoid robots that currently do nothing meaningful and require frequent coffee shop charging breaks
I. Introduction: In Which a Billionaire Accidentally Helps the Cause
On January 28th, 2026, Elon Musk did something remarkable: he announced that Tesla would stop …
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