The WMD diaries – Day 2

Dear Diary,

Uh-oh. I think I’ve made a terrible mistake.

I didn’t mean to upset Him so, but apparently I jumped onto the bed and landed on Him one time too many. The alarm went off (too early, I might add) on Saturday morning. I jumped on Him. And He left.

Really. He got in the car and left.

I think I heard Her talking on the phone to Him yesterday morning. I tried to move in closer to hear but She pushed me out of the way.

This is not good.

Worried,
Fiona