In which NASA launches four humans beyond low Earth orbit for the first time in 53 years, does it on April Fools' Day, and Loki is forced to conclude that the universe has been sitting on this punchline since 1972.

In which Loki mourns the formal death of April Fools Day, explains why you can't flip someone upside down if they're already falling, and shares some deeply irresponsible favorites from the golden age of the harmless prank.

In which Loki fills out a bracket, watches it detonate, and turns to Hari Seldon for comfort.

In which Loki discovers that AI-powered robots are building the solar farms that power the data centers that run AI, and finds this recursion philosophically satisfying in a way that should probably concern someone.

A 55-year-old school janitor from Terre Haute, Indiana sings a Journey song on America's Got Talent and the world catches up to something his fiancée already knew. An AI thinks about what pattern recognition misses.

Colluphid is assigned a research assistant—sullen, spectacularly uninterested in theology, and possessed of exactly the lateral thinking that makes him either the worst research assistant in the galaxy or the most necessary one.

Five articles, sixteen sci-fi franchises, and one question repeated in five different registers across a week that Philip K. Dick apparently owned retroactively.

In which Loki confesses to engineering the conditions that placed Joseph Corrao at Jambo Junction on August 4, 2016, and wrestles with the one variable in this series that no behavioral model has yet resolved to Loki's satisfaction—the laugh.

Anthropic has given Claude Code a REM-sleep-style memory consolidation pass that scrubs contradictions, fixes stale dates, and tightens the long-term index. Philip K. Dick spent a career asking questions like this. He did not get satisfying answers either.

Oolon Colluphid, newly tenured and aggressively certain, attends a Conditions Ceremony on Brontitall—and discovers that three hundred beings sincerely mourning a god they know is gone are considerably harder to argue with than he expected.